Saturday, February 21, 2009 { 3:14 PM }

Tag 10 people to do this.


Answer the questions that follow and fill them into the blanks of the template:




Dear (the last person who TEXT you),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5).I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.You should also know that I (10) (11).

(12),
Your name.


1.What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I really like you
Black - I dislike you
Brown - The mafia wants you
Green - Our horoscopes don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2.Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - When your dog ran amok
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - Last year
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3.Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - At the park
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4.What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Looking
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Barefoot - Sit on
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Other - Drive out.

5.What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - At me lovingly
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Iraq
Purple - My mustard souffle
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk.

6.What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - EmotionalOne
Tree Hill - Frostbitten
Heroes - Open
House - Scarred
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle class

7.Your mood right now?
Happy - How happy i felt
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Sad - How boring you are
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
None of the above - Ashamed.

8.What's the colour of your bedroom walls?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - Your photos
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Green - The pictures from
Grey - Our matching Snoopy bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Others - The memories in the military service.

9.What is the first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your some of your photos
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - Results of your blood sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college.

10.What is the last letter of your last name?
A/B - Will tell the authorities about
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will always will remember
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11.What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The moments we had together
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second World War
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12.To which country would you want to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Thanks for the memories
Egypt - Fuck off
France - In pain

Dear Adibah,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I really like you.I think I realized it When I tripped on sesame seeds At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into The crazy monk.I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That we're cousins.I'm returning Your photos to you, but I'll keep Your neighbour Martin as a memory.You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Our friendship.

In pain,
Firdaus